Here's a useful trick to remember. If you ever find yourself at a costume party without a costume (i.e., wearing your everyday clothes), just pull your T-shirt half way over your head and raise both your arms - forearms parallel to the ground, everything after the elbows pointing straight up, palms open in front. Now you can say you're Cornholio, and tell people to worship your bunghole.
And if you don't understand the reference, close the browser now and go back to watching South Park, you little fuck.
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