The inimitable master Janus comes through in a pinch for more traffic still.
I don't have a Google AdSense account on hand, otherwise I'd put the ads on there, to be quite honest.
Meanwhile, the best I can do to monetize is to tell you that I do technical writing/user documentation as a freelancer, and if you need some nice manuals or help files done, email's in the sidebar.
Wonder how long till Wired strips the article...
EDIT: The iFrame is gone. Hopefully my traffic will get back to normal now.